I’m a day late, but I have continued my long tradition of filling out an NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket based on which team’s mascot I think would win in a fight. Let’s break some rules and get going:
One-on-one fights unless plurality is indicated by the singular form of the nickname (e.g. Wolfpack or Pride)
Mascots have to engage with one another, you can’t just hide and wait it out
Specificity typically bests generality (e.g. Grizzlies defeat Bears)
I should also state that although my Furman Paladins are in the Tournament for the second time in my life and I will be staying up way past my bedtime to watch them tonight, I tried to not give them an unfair advantage (though you will see that they go far for what I believe to be legitimate reasons). Any questions? Don’t know what you’d do with them because this is a blog. Let’s go!